That last answer just blew it (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)Īnd so, my dear, you're short and stout (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) If your size weren't enough (ooh, ooh, ooh) Oh sweetie, I'm the producer, and may I be frank?įirst impressions can be tough (ooh, ooh) (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Broadway (Linda Hart) Notably, this version also removes Velma's lines about owning the station, thus downgrading her from Station Manager back to Producer. Other common substitutions include changing 'Proceed' back to 'Girls, fire away!' and changing Penny's line. Some productions still prefer to specify that they were cheese soufflés. It keeps the first exchange between Amber and Tracy from the original, but trades Velma's fourth verse for the recorded version. This version is a combination of the original script with the changes from the Original Cast Recording. The Legend of- Miss Baltimore Crabs - Original Cast Recording The dismissal in this version is different as well, with comments about Tracy's form and face being replaced. This version also skips Tracy asking where Corny is and Velma informing her that she is the producer, probably because she has been upgraded to station owner. It then picks up from Amber asking 'Do you dance like you dress?' Instead of Link chastising the 'girls,' he specifically names Amber. The major changes, however, occur after the third verse.

The first change is the removal of the exchange between Tracy and Amber after verse one. You last answer just blew it ( ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)Īnd so, my dear, so short and stout ( ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)Īs noted above, the lyrics were changed from the original stage version for the Original Cast Recording.

If your size weren't enough ( ooh, ooh, ooh) Um, where's Corny? I'd love to dance for him.įirst impressions can be tough ( ooh, ooh) If a plate they would spin in their dance It's always been my childhood dream to dance on this show!

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